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Q.What kind of Bees make honey?
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Lasting marriage

A couple in their nineties were asked how their marriage lasted for 75+ years.
The wife explained that on their wedding day after the marriage they left the church and headed home in their horse-drawn carriage.

Before they even left the church the horse stumbled. My husband got out of the carriage and severely hit the horse and said "no horse of mine stumbles".
Half way home the horse stumbled and my husband got out again and hit the horse and said "no horse of mine stumbles, that's twice".

As we pulled into our laneway the horse stumbled again. My husband grabbed a gun and went to the horse and said "no horse of mine stumbles. This is the third time." And he shot it.
I got out of the carriage and said "you shot a perfectly good horse!"
He said "no wife argues with me. That's once."

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Pertandingan yang paling menjijikkan

Pertandingan ini adalah untuk menentukan orang yang paling menjijikkan di muka bumi ini. Pertandingan yang di adakan di sebuah stadium itu di mulakan dangan pengumuman dari pengacara majlis " Selamat datang ke pertandingan untuk menentukan orang yang paling menjijikan, kita persilakan peserta pertama dari negara Jerman".

Maka seorang lelaki muncul di tengah stadium sambil berlari dia buang air besar dan kecil sekeliling stadium. Penonton memberi tepukan gemuruh. "Cukup menjijikkan, lebih jijik dari FearFactor", kata juruacara." Sekarang kita persilakan peserta dari US", maka muncullah peserta dari US berlari sambil muntah-muntah sekeliling stadium. Ada penonton turut termuntah kerana terlalu jijik melihat kelakuan peserta dari US. "Wow sangat menjijikkan", puji pengacara.

"Baiklah peserta yang seterusnya dari negara Serbia". Maka muncullah peserta dari Serbia sambil membawa rantai berduri sambil melibas di belakang badannya sehingga mengeluarkan darah yang banyak. Penonton terpegun melihatkan aksi itu ada yang pengsan. Selepas terpaku beberapa ketika barulah mereka memberikan tepukan yang amat gemuruh. "Wah siapa lagi yang dapat menandingi peserta ini, ia begitu menjijikkan", kata juruacara.

"Peserta yang terakhir dipersilakan...dari Israel...". Maka dengan megahnya peserta dari Israel muncul sambil tersenyum dia memakan semua yang berselerakan di arena tersebut....

Gajah liar


Tiga pengembara ingin berkhemah berhampiran air terjun. Mereka memilih satu kawasan air terjun yang terdapat di sebuah hutan dara. Dalam perjalanan menuju ke kawasan air terjun, mereka telah sesat. Hari sudah hampir senja. Tiba di suatu kawasan, mereka ternampak papan tanda yang ditulis oleh pihak Perhilitan :

"Awas, kawasan gajah liar!" Dua pengembara amat cemas, namun seorang pengembara hanya tersenyum. Tiba-tiba, mereka ternampak seekor gajah liar 500 meter di depan mereka sedang memakan pisang hutan.

Lalu pengembara yang tersenyum tadi memberi arahan, "Kamu berdua jangan panik. Atok aku pesan, jikalau terserempak dengan gajah liar, kita mesti jangan bergerak, pura-pura sebatang pokok kayu." Lalu, mereka semua berdiri dan menegapkan badan. Gajah liar tersebut berjalan ke arah pengembara.

Pengembara yang berada dalam ketakutan bertanyakan pengembara yang tersenyum tadi,"Atuk engkau di mana sekarang?". Pengembara yang tersenyum tadi menjawab,"Atuk aku dah meninggal dunia tahun lalu, kena pijak gajah liar!"
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