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Funny Story : $200 Bucks


A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?" 
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in." 

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. 

It's Kind of a Funny Story They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." 

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. 

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. " 

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" 
It's Kind of a Funny StorySeven Fun Stories for 4-7 Years Olds 

The Empire State Building


Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building-by the time you fall to the tenth floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."


The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.



What Good Is God?: In Search of a Faith That Matters1st Man: "No it’s true let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the tenth floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the tenth-floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.


The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."


The Offensive Art: Political Satire and Its Censorship around the World from Beerbohm to Borat1st Man: "No, I’ll prove it again" and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the tenth-floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.


2nd Man: "Well what the hell, it works, I’ll try it." he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the eleventh, tenth, ninth, eighth floors... and hits the sidewalk with a ‘splat.’


Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker: "You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk." Source: Jokes & Stories
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