Two doctors were in a
hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's
incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one
doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of
Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He
nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier
this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She
tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly,
they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall, "Oh my gosh!"
said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr.
Smith's boil!"
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with
a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the
little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The
little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly,
"Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be
upset. It won't be long now."
Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for
candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said,
"There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then
we'll be checking out."
When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to
clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no
gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this
check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice
nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to
compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little
Monica," he began.
The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."
Sam and Thomas had been
business partners for the past 50 years. They were in the wholesale
clothing business and lately business was not as glorious as it had
been. They had recently bought 400 polka dot dresses and no one seemed
the slightest bit interested in them.
After holding on to the dresses for almost a year, the two had
piratically given up hope on them, when a middle aged women walked into
their showroom.
After seeing the dresses she was so excited about the polka dot design
that she wanted to purchase all 400 dresses on the spot.
Totally elated, Sam tried to play it cool and negotiated a great price
with the women. When they were just about ready to close the deal she
mentioned the she would need to get approval by her boss before
continuing.
Being that it was close to the end of the day, she said she would phone
them by 9:30 the next morning if there was a problem. Otherwise the deal
would be on. After a sleepless night, Sam and Thomas stood anxiously by
the phone the next day. At 9:28 the phone rang and Thomas breathlessly
answered the call while Sam waited anxiously. “Good news!” Said Thomas.
“It was your wife saying your mom just died!”
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Sam and Thomas had been business partners for
the past 50 years. They were in the wholesale clothing business and lately
business was not as glorious as it had been. They had recently bought 400 polka
dot dresses and no one seemed the slightest bit interested in them. After
holding on to the dresses for almost a year, the two had piratically given up
hope on them, when a middle aged women walked into their showroom.
After seeing
the dresses she was so excited about the polka dot design that she wanted to purchase
all 400 dresses on the spot. Totally elated, Sam tried to play it cool and
negotiated a great price with the women. When they were just about ready to
close the deal she mentioned the she would need to get approval by her boss
before continuing. Being that it was close to the end of the day, she said she
would phone them by 9:30 the next morning if there was a problem.
Otherwise the
deal would be on. After a sleepless night, Sam and Thomas stood anxiously by
the phone the next day. At 9:28 the phone rang and Thomas breathlessly answered
the call while Sam waited anxiously. “Good news!” Said Thomas. “It was your
wife saying your mom just died!”
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