Kissing Jokes

 

Two old men were talking over old times and saying how much things had changed. 

"I mean," said the first, "I caught one of the boys kissing one of the girls yesterday."

"Extraordinary," said the second.

"I didn't even kiss my wife before I married her, did you?"

"I can't remember. What was her maiden name?". - 

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. - Prof. of Computer Science

A kiss is two divided by nothing. - Prof. of Algebra

A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. - Prof. of Geometry

A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. - Prof. of Physics

A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. - Prof. of Chemistry

A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. - Prof. of Zoology

A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction. - Prof. of Physiology

A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. - Prof. of Dentistry

A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. - Prof. of Accountancy

A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. - Prof. of 

 Economics

A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. - Prof. of Statistics

A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. - Prof. of Philosophy  

Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term. - Prof. of Engineering

A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. - Prof. of English. 
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