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Mom, Dad... I'm A Father!

A few months ago I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend, telling me that she was pregnant, and that I was the father! I freaked out!!! 

I was scared to death! I didn't know what to do, and finally decided to tell my parents. I didn't know how to tell them, I was just so ashamed. I ended up just giving them the letter with tears in my eyes. They didn't take it well. 

To make things worse, they took me to my grandparents' house, where they all had a long talk about my situation. It was hell! My grandparents are very old-fashioned and, as you can imagine, they didn't take it well either. I needed to get out of that house and get some fresh air! 

I ran to my best friend's house and told him about the letter. My friend has a pretty sick sense of humor and he seemed to think it was pretty funny to see me squirm like this. The more upset I got at him for laughing at my problems, the more he laughed. 

Finally it dawned on me! HE had written that letter, not my ex-girlfriend! It was his idea of a funny prank! I was so pissed at him, I could have killed him! Literally! 

I ran back home and told my parents that the letter wasn't real and it had just my friend's idea of a joke. I don't know which talk was worse. Telling them I was the father of a my ex-girlfriend's baby, or telling them that it was all a mistake. Now my parents knew I was sexually active. That's something I would have rather kept to myself!!! 

To top it all off, my parents had that "safe sex" talk with me, telling me about condoms and all that other stuff. I was embarrassed as hell!


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